35+ Memes For The Beginning of August

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    Cat - My roommate's younger brother made friendship bracelet for my cat
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    Cartoon - "Just me waiting for spooky season." @CREEPYHOLICS E
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    Font - Ana Gasteyer @AnaGasteyer It doesn't make me feel safer when the TSA takes my yogurt.
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    Forehead - theres nothing worse than watching a movie that is so universally loved and it just didnt click for you at all like What did i do wrong for me to not like it as much as everyone else? G
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    Rectangle - PLOT TWIST: MAYBE EATING TACOS WASN'T CHEATING ON MY DIET. MAYBE GOING ON A DIET WAS CHEATING ON MY TACOS.
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    Font - FLUSHES 7 BILLIARD BALLS IN A SINGLE FLUSH 8 br 4 GLACIER BAY Power Flush Patented Stealth Technology Powerful vacuum-assisted flush ensures a clean bowl Extra Large 2-3/8" Trapway Provides higher performance and prevents clogs 1 POUGHN DEPTH 201² SEAT GS PUREPOWER HET AIO PC TOILET WH $149⁰⁰ 1004-134-41
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    Blue - trash jones @jzux doing brain laundry (separating my thoughts into lights and darks)
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    Water - What kind of duck is this?
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    Smile - This was in my dentist's waiting room Exter
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    Organism - I am at the age where not finding parking for an event is enough to make me go home.
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    Bird - Girls when their dress has pockets
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    Cat - Is your bowl half full? You may be entitled to compensation. I don't get fed if you don't get fed. Meow now.
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    Font - Last night our eldest teenager refused to go to an event we'd bought tickets for and was exceptionally rude. So we left them at home and took the router instead. It had a great time. 8
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    Font - this random number texted me accidentally Imao and i couldn't help myself WHAT??? iMessage Today 11:29 AM when you get home and get the baby settled call me i thought you had the baby? Delivered
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    Forehead - When you run out of sources for an essay: THROWBACKS I was there. 3,000 years ago...
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    Font - Ria et al. @RiaRozayy Quiet laidback men, why do you go for loud, fiery women? me zoe papi @negled someone gotta tell the waiter i ordered mashed potatoes and it aint gon be
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    Font - Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you Today 12:17 AM are u Macgdonals bc Can i have a double cheeseburger big mac 10 chicken nugget ice cream oreosPizza chicken sa;ndwitch ketchup napkin french fryies fork tomato
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    Hand - u/Snarkovic Accidentally left my car unlocked and when I came back, I found a bunch of plastic babies ↑ Vote Comment r/Weird
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    Cat - Me: I'm not jealous Also me:
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    Ecoregion - PACIFIC OCEAN SHARE United Stgie PACIFIC MA OCEAR ATLANTIC SCEAN G 115 arctic B**** ATLANTIC SCEAN welt-atlas.de r FRDIAN OCEAN ANNTEATIO PACIFIC RCEAN d PACIFIC OCEAN
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    Organism - Frankzulla @frankzulla Sir Mix-a-Lot led me to believe complimenting a butt by saying "Ohhh rumplesmoothskin" would be a good move and I feel betrayed by the results.
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    Font - Caroline Robertson @carolinerbrtsn I see my ex has a plaque. Good for him! WESTMINSTER GAS LIGHT & COKE COMPANY 1813-1937 SITE OF A GASWORKS WHICH PROVIDED THE FIRST PUBLIC SUPPLY OF GAS IN THE WORLD CITY OF
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    Jaw - Justin Boldaji @justinboldaji بلداجي ... Bringing back saying "take a hike." It's so wildly dismissive without being vulgar. A classic
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    Bird - A parrot that was trained by drug dealers to alert them of police presence and is refusing to speak after being detained.
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    Table - What if they aren't stars at all, but holes drilled in the top of the container so we can breathe... @artmemescentral
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    Font - Patrick Neve @catholicpat I tried to take peanut butter through airport security. TSA: Sorry, no liquids, gels, or aerosols. Me: I want you to tell me which of those things you think peanut butter is.
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    Font - Ray Finkle @leather_glove44 George Washington died in 1799. The first dinosaur fossil was discovered in 1824. George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed.
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    Vertebrate - Come under the blanket I have something to show you
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    Gesture - Adam Pacitti @adampacitti How do you measure how heavy a red hot chili pepper is? Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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    Food - off work late? hungry, but too tired to cook? try 30 to 40 olives 30 to 40 olives: an easy weeknight dinner eat them directly out of the jar with your fingers you will certainly not regret eating 30 to 40 olives
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    Photograph - oo Ponytail N. Glasses @ponyglasses Still the only person I want to hear about alien encounters from: @ponyglasses
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    Forehead - 3 CONSPIRACY THEORISTS WALK INTO A BAR YOU CAN'T TELL ME 7257 THAT'S JUST A COINCIDENCE made with mematic
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    Human body - Ben Rosen @ben_rosen *lunchables inventor eating pizza* what if this was cold and sucked
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    Organism - Boss: "You should've been here at 8." Me: "Why, what happened at 8?" @sweetpsycho
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    Head - Pun Hub We are lactose intolerant, gluten free and vegan, what can we get? @PunHubOnline A taxi home.
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    Font - SCOUSE MA Scouse_Ma @Scouse_ma Another day where I've not received a text telling me to pack my bags as we're off to the Maldives. Sick of this.

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